Woman1: Yeah, they were smashed. Dave stole this hat from a hen party, nearly got into a fight. Yeah, that was a washout. Never mind.
Woman2: This shot shows how much I’m enjoying being a mother. I’m really treasuring every little moment. And here we all are ... all together … a family.
Man1: It’s just a typical Tuesday meal for us. It shows how healthy and balanced my life is. Made it myself.
Woman3: This photo clearly shows how advanced Millie is. I mean, writing up to five, at her age, is incredible.
Woman4: I mean, look at that beach! That’s what you call white sand, isn't it?
[singing] Three, two, one … Happy New Year!
Woman5: What a New Year’s! If next year is half as good as this one has been, then ...
Woman1: I just don’t know why I’m feeling like this.
Woman1: This is the life, nothing better than relaxing with a takeaway over New Year’s. Oh, what a night! Another typical evening for me, clearly enjoying myself but then that’s the sort of fun, carefree life I lead.
[singing] People tell me how I’m a-losing my mind but I tell people you just in my car. Oh, time moves faster than me, can’t you see all this job you been working I’ve been a-running free.