I've been invited to an avoidance?

What's an avoidance?


hhhhhhhhh is so funy is it some one hate me weach i can invite

i want speak English very well
this website must help me study English
i like it so much~
and i need friend chat with me , i mean use English
if you can make sometime for me, i'll thank for your help
P.S    i study English only 6month.

Hello Lydia,
Your English is very good after six months! Congratulations.
Best wishes,
The LearnEnglish Team

I like this jok 
please put other like this

nice joke lolz :D

hello i am Ahmed from Egypt i need some help  to know English  pls.

Hi, I´m new in this community. I want to know if it´s possible to send a writing. I hope you can help me to check my writing and improve my english.
Thanks a lot!

Hi everybody
I hope someone from The LearnEnglish Team replies to my comment
So, I've already read Jack's explanation but I still don't understand what is the real meaning of "avoidance" in this joke, i.e. what should be the right answer to the question "What's an avoidance?". I think it's something related to law but I'm not sure. Thanks in advance for any help, especially for a clear explanation :D

P.S. I have few jokes (five to be exact - which I took from a school textbook) like the ones you use here - with puns - I would like to share with users of LearnEnglish. What is the best way to do that?

hi!   avoid = to keep away from; keep clear of; shun: to avoid a person; to avoid taxes; to avoid danger, and i suppose you know what means "dance" try to link these works

Haha, I would invite that to my 'friends'.